Weekend: Part II
Jul. 12th, 2005
I think I could probably spend the whole week recounting the events of the previous weekend. Even though I don't like going out in public, I do enjoy being outside. It was a wonderful day Saturday, and I was out sweeping the deck, unaware of what was about to happen. I heard them before I saw them, and by the time I saw them it was far too late.
Mormons... two of them.
Now it's not that I dislike them, but more that they forced me into social interaction that was so awkward about the situation. We talked for about ten minutes, they were unable to budge me from my standings, which I won't share as I don't want to stir up too many religious stuff. I'm far too fond of tea (not to mention other disallowed beverages) to become a Mormon.
The whole time I couldn't keep my eyes off the one's chin. It was the most pronounced case of "Dudly Do-Right" chin that I'd ever seen. I am SUCH an ass, but I couldn't help it. The chin was mesmerizing.
I have heard from some very reliable sources that some of them wear special underpants with nipple protecting symbols on them and such. If they come back I'm going to ask them about it.
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