Jan. 14th, 2005
My mother was watching my cousin's baby yesterday and asked me to watch him for ten minutes while she did errands. He was laying on his back on the couch so I sat next to him. Key observations were made. Mainly, that babies make bad pets. There is little reward in obtaining one. Not like a bunny, who keeps you entertained and is much easier to clean up after.
Also, they smell bad.. very much of pee and baby perfumed products.
He was kicking aggresively on my leg (here in purple) making him look like a fat little man doing a jig.
Every so often he'd squirm, pass some gas, smile, then squeal.
Then he puked
Then I left
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