Sometimes it seems my life revolves around excretion
Feb. 7th, 2005
Another warm snap in the weather, which means another wakening of the stink bugs who hide in the wood work during the winter. One must be very careful when trying to dispose of a stink bug. If they are squished at all their stink is activated. They also fly around like crazy.
The most recent one that I've had to deal with was buzzing around the room and landing on the light fixtures, which usually gets them hot and bothered and makes them quick to release their stench. I won't go into too much of the struggle, but at the end of it all I triumphantly captured the stink bug (with out activating it) in a facial tissue..
..which I threw in the toilet and pissed on.
and THAT'S why I'm going to hell.
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