A twice a fortnight event!
Jan. 14th, 2007
A tip for those nocturnal eaters who enjoy their food too fast, resulting in involuntary regurgitation: For best results, vomit directly at the foot of the bed, onto the floor!
This allows your food to splatter the furthest, especially the un-chewed bits of kitty kibble. Then go under the bed and puke some more.
The cat is currently on my lap, purring away happily, pretending the whole event never happened.
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