As I recall (so a lot of this could be wrong, except the dong part)
Mar. 8th, 2007
There's certain things about Buffalo that you should know. Firstly, bison aren't buffaloes, they are bison. Sure, there's water buffalo and other crazy buffalo things that do actually exist, but not here in America. For some reason, the word buffalo got confused with the Native American word for beaver, and the settling people were told that where the city of Buffalo is, was full of beaver (which the settlers thought were bison).
But still the bison (falsely aka buffalo) thing stuck, mostly on the sports teams, crappy souvenirs, and statues that litter the side of Route 90 near the toll booths.
For some reason, even though there are both adult and baby bison, all of the statues are depicted with massive dongs.
Also: Buffalo has lots of snow, and Buffalo Wings, which I can't eat them unless I want to break out in hideous face rash (both the snow, and the wings).
However, the Buffalo Sabres Top Shelf Sundae ice cream they sell locally totally kicks ass, and does not cause face rash.
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