Felt Up

Haiku to Last Night (with censor felt technology!)

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Hot night, no blanket
Then upon me they descend
A hatched spider's nest

Shabobo!

Thu, 06 May 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Remember this? Well it turns out that my mom has had a similar doggy desire, and I get to somewhat live out my poodle dreams vicariously through her. I say 'somewhat' because she didn't want a miniature poodle, but a standard sized one. Standard Poodles, my gosh, they are big!

She's apricot coloured, and her name is Daisy. Her tricks include: sit, speak, lay down, roll over, fetch ball, barking insanely at any sized bird that she sees and running away if you call her, especially if she finds away outside their fenced yard.. which she cleverly does often.

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

Tue, 04 May 2010 00:00:00 PDT

It's easy to do barrel rolls if you're shaped like one :3

Corrections: Glasses

Sun, 02 May 2010 00:00:00 PDT

Recently when my mom ordered my brother and dad some new glasses, she got me a pair as well for helping her out. I wanted something I could fall asleep in and not worry about crushing, but nothing that would make me look "emo". So I went with a lovely pair of $8 clear blue plastic frame glasses.
With my overbite and scoliosis, these glasses really do complete the look I was going for.

Corrections: Hair

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 PDT

My hair is long again! It's crazy how that happens.

Thankfully it hasn't reached ass length quite yet. I think I may have to intervene before it ever gets that long again.

Corrections: lagomorph

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 00:00:00 PDT

I only have one bunny now, Mr. Boot.

Kiwi and Mookie both died last month from separate bunny age related illnesses.

*sigh*

Corrections: Paul

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 00:00:00 PDT

It turns out that Paul the cat isn't actually Paul. He's a she. I decided to rename her to Dorris, because it didn't feel right to just take Paul and add some femininity to it, like Paula or Pauline or something. That's just too expected.
Let's just say that Dorris has a really huge package, for a she cat, and that's what lead to the confusion. Thankfully the vet cleared up the matter.

If only you didn't have to stare into a cat's backside so much to determine their gender, like cartoony eyelashes and blue eye shadow.

☛A brief but important statement☚

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:00:00 PDT

☞ Manicules are awesome.

☟☟☟☟☟

☝☝☝☝☝

Random Food + Random Animal

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

Horse + Pomegranate

I have no idea why.

I'm talking h1n1, maybe.. who knows

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

Who knew that swine flew?

It may not be the pork related one, but I seem to have caught some sort of influenza. I assure you that the rainbow of snot that has come out of me the past couple days has been quite entertaining. An overall ache and fever has really kept me on my toes! You should really skip getting the vaccine, this flu is totally worth getting.

Job Interview Idea!

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

If I some how manage to land a job interview, maybe I should try to use my catlike persuasion. You know, roll about wildly on the floor on my back, meowing suggestively.

After that I will rub against their leg and purr until the job is mine.

Fail Boat

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:00:00 PDT

Consider the corn, consider the dog

Thu, 14 May 2009 00:00:00 PDT

Up until a few weeks ago, I had never had a corn dog.

...but now I can't live with out them!

Start rolling your eyes now, it's WoW time!

Wed, 13 May 2009 00:00:00 PDT

Okay so.. I've given in and here it is, a World of Warcraft Felt Up.

My mage is a scrub. That means she's got super crappy gear. She used to be my "main" (the character I played the most) but she got tossed to the back burner and neglected.

Like an overcompensating deadbeat parent, I decided to buy her a fancy (aka expensive) mount that allows me to give other people rides. It makes me feel like I'm riding around in a Porsche while wearing thrift store clothing.

...now to buy friends to give rides to. QQ

....oh hai

Tue, 12 May 2009 00:00:00 PDT

When your name is Sandy, it may be a tad cliche to get your head stuck in the sand for so long.

I just don't know why it isn't working anymore. Life's thrown me some problems that can't be ignored.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong?