Oct. 13th, 2004
What a day this has turned out to be.
I got an instant message from my mother:
MyMum : purple birds have shit on your car
Me : oh no! :[
MyMum : it is serious
And indeed it was. My little white Metro, covered in purple poo.
Not only that, today my breasts are large firm and very sore, an "OMG TMI Sandy!" way of telling me that my special visitor is on the way.
Yes, that's right! It's the 7up spot!
Also, I don't think the bird's were necessarily purple, but whatever they were eating sure was.
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