Happy Wood Chuck Day

Feb. 2nd, 2005

This Wood Chuck's day I'll be staying in as to not see my shadow and to try to figure out what I can do to make 11 dollars (US) a day (which I require to live).

I don't really have enough traffic here to milk you of your money yet, so I have created a plan that will include upgrades to myself/my life in order to drive in more readers.

- Furries will be pleased with my surgically attached kitty ears
- Gamers will love my awesome new AK74 that I use on a daily basis against my foes
- Men ages 12 to 73 will like my massively larger boobies

Happy Wood Chuck Day

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