I deny those allegations
Aug. 13th, 2005
When I woke up this morning it felt like someone had punched me in the face, specifically in the eye. I wish I would have been punched, for I knew immediately what the real problem was and that the pain and accusations that were going to occur would far outlast that of a black eye. I've had a black eye before, not from fights.. but one time we were playing ultimate frizbee in gym and the teacher threw the frizbee at me when I was not really looking or pointed in her direction, so it hit me right in the side of the head and blackened my eye. It hurt, but it was a dull burning pain. Plus I got to go around school saying the gym teacher gave me a black eye, which totally rocked because I was very anti-gym.
The actual problem though, a stye located on my lower eye lid, is a total irritant every time a blink occurs. It's an itchy stabby owie pain that just lasts and lasts. And then there's the other part of having a stye, having a mother who tells you that the only reason you've got that stye is because you peed on the side of the road.

It's obviously an old wives tale, but I still deny having a urine related relationship on the side of the road.
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