Sep. 13th, 2005

In short, boot-leg Nad's (www.nads.com), which is one of those classic infomercials that I'm sure many have seen.

Recipe: 4 parts sugar, 1 part water, 1 part lemon juice
(example: 1 cup sugar, 1/4 cup water, 1/4 cup lemon juice)
Cook on medium low heat until it's a deep amber/brown (stir occasionally, it can take awhile)
Let it cool to room temperature.. then use it like the Nad's infomercial demonstrates (how most waxings are done).
I've tried other home wax kits in the past and this really works just as good. Use some sort of cotton fabric that has a similar weight/feel to a common pillow case. That stuff (Nad's) costs $29.95 for a 12 oz tub.. a batch of bootleg-Nad's costs under a buck.. so frugal it up!
You want to make sure your skin is pulled taut when you use it, I suggest the buddy system.

Anywho.. I think I've already divulged too many details...but I needed to share this in case some one else can benefit from an amazingly smooth ass crack. By the way, one of the few places they suggest you DON'T use Nad's is the scrotum, so beware!


I couldn't think of a good image for all this, so I decided to do this portrayal of feeding a boiled crayfish caught from the nearby creek to our cat.. as we did when I was a very young child.

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