Oct. 31st, 2005
Here is Mookie, thinking of the best way to collide her feces with the air rotation device located above her.
I think one of my biggest problems in life is that I think of all the potential ways that shit could hit the fan if I were to do any mentioned activity. Getting a job.. leaving my apartment.. both could easily result in people looking at and/or making fun of me.
And so I've finally decided to do something completely audacious and have a whoring contest.
That's right, a whoring contest.
I feel very conflicted about it (especially what with the cam-whoring that it may involve) and I'm sure it will go horribly wrong, but mayhap it will be fun until the eventual doom.
Or maybe it will be a huge flop, which would make things easier. ;D
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