But does it suck?
Feb. 19th, 2008
I heard something so fantastically amazing while out in public yesterday that I had to write it down as soon as I'd left the store to retain it verbatim. It was a vacuum cleaner salesman's attempt to convince a lady to buy a particular model, he'd bought the vacuum himself..
"..because my wife kills vacuums faster than a soldier can kill an enemy combatant."
© 2021 feltup.org